Twilight Saga, from beginning to end.
WHY DOES BELLA’s FOR BREAKING DAWN LOOK LIKE THAT??? LOL!
New Moon had the best looks, imo.
At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:
- No Pulp
- With Pulp
- MORE Pulp
- LOADED With Pulp
They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:
- Loaded With Even More Pulp
- Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
- Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
- Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
- Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
- I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
- Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
- No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
- An Orange
What is air
tumblr y u make me laugh like a douchebag in the quiet study section of the libraryyyy
(via nerdgasming)

I literally felt like I did not have a choice.
^
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Honestly scrolled past it, then went back and reblogged it. You can’t deny robin williams.
^ I did exactly that.
robin williams demands it.
robin williams wants me to.
Well ..what Could I do, Is Robin Williams…
I really tried just scrolling past this, I just couldn’t…
I debated for 2 minutes… I just HAVE to reblog it. Omg.
I was like “Fuck Robin Williams.” And then I saw it again as I scrolled up, and reblogged it.
Basically all of this^^ This picture has so much power.
omfg, this is magic.
damn yo I was actually going to just be like fuck this and scroll down…then i remember he made Jack…damn you Robin Williams!
I swore not to…
but I did anyway…It’s just… how do you deny that face. I mean. He’s looking at me like.
All judging me.I feel like he’s looking into my soul. “You know you want to reblog this. And you will.”
i couldn’t resist him.
i stared for 5 minutes, then…
i liked it, then kept scrolling.
then 10 minutes later, i went to my likes.
and i stared for 5 more minutes.
then i got off…
then i got back on and knew robin williams was there…
telling me to reblog.
and i can’t deny robin williams.
damnit.
actually no, he’s da bomb diggity.
so, HOLLA.
rebloggin’ like a boss.
(via righteous-reefer)

Wow. Just wow.
I. DID. NOT. EXPECT. THAT. AT. ALL.
LET ME DIE
unexpected
I did not see that coming at all
(via righteous-reefer)
That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn’t want to get paid back
(Source: theuniverseismyrunway, via speedmeuporslowme)







